Funny Jokes

post ur funny jokes here....

(plz!!!try not post any dead ones.)

Whats A bee's faviorate TV program?



CBeeBeeC!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO..FUNNY!! OMG!..I CANT STOP LAUGHTING!!! HAHAHA

*stabs himself*

that joke has oficially turned me EMO!!!

I got one:

Two brothers decide to go sailing one day and become lost. After a day with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating past. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie sees the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Angry, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

Dis 1 is kind of X-Rated lol (no its not THAT bad)

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”

So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the **** are you doing?”

“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.

“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”

two boys climbed in a three to get higher than the other. Suddenly one boy hurt hiself on a brach, F*** the boy said. A angel came down and told him: If you swear you will not come to heaven. the boy was scared and climbed down. the other boy hurted himself too and shouted F***. The angel came to him and told him the same as he told the boy. if u swear you will not get to heaven. the boy answeard: Im not going to heaven, im only going to the top of the tree.
lol...

lol not bad

LOL...MINE was still the best xD

Whats A bee's car?

BeeMW!!!


hahahaahahaa


P.s i got these Bee's jokes of the back of suger puffs xD

I would post another joke....but ure just gonna kill it lol

i think we need imran here xD

lol so far just u is enough

more jokes tommorow am tired *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

lol

y r blonde jokes so short?

So Brunnettes can remember them!

does that mean that brunnettes are dumb? 0.o

i though it was the other way round

heres a joke:

why did the ckicken cross da road?

to get to the other side!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

a wierd joke:

once there was a man, he had a lisp (people who say 's' with 'sh' and etc). he went to the sport shop and sed, ' can i have a wacket' he wanted a tennis racket. he pointed at it and he brought it. went to the bakers and sed, 'can i have a bum' and pointed at a bun. he broguht it and at da bus stop, he shoe laces were untied, he told a women next to him, 'can u hold my bum and wacket' and next thing he nose, his ass starts hurting..."wonder why"

LOL i remember when this joke came out..it was so nang! it stll makes me laught!

U GOT JOKES OF SHUGARPUFFS LOOOOOOOOOL
U MAD

I've got one:

An old woman goes to the dentist and she's kinda nervous so the dentist starts telling her a funny to her to calm her down
" Do you know how surgical gloves are made"
"No"
"Well they are all made in a small factory in Mexico where men are lined up according to hand size and made to put their hands in plaster then made to walk around while it dries to make the mold for the gloves they repeat the process upto about 500-1000 times a day"
"Oh thats nice"
The dentist seems to realise his joke has fallen flat and starts his examination. All of a sudden about halfway through the exam the old woman starts laughing uncontrollably. The dentist asked her what was so funny and she replied.......

"Sorry, but i just realised how they must make condoms!!!"

Loooooooooool
Btw my dumb bro wrote the stuff at the top

lol sala that was a gd 1